You know how you give strippers $1 bills? How does it work in Canada? Do you throw loonies and toonies at the stripper? I don’t get it?
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Jan 1st! Tel People!! Get The word out!! Even if you don’t do any of these things then at least spread it for support!
Listen to me, never trust anyone who doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan, you hear me? Never trust anyone who doesn’t like the beach. Never Ever Ever trust Anyone who says they don’t like dogs; you meet someone who doesn’t like dogs, you alert the authorities immediately, and sure as shit don’t marry them.
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