Beautiful Insanity

You know how you give strippers $1 bills? How does it work in Canada? Do you throw loonies and toonies at the stripper? I don’t get it?

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

kalidascopecolors:

Jan 1st! Tel People!! Get The word out!! Even if you don’t do any of these things then at least spread it for support!

kalidascopecolors:

Jan 1st! Tel People!! Get The word out!! Even if you don’t do any of these things then at least spread it for support!

did-you-kno:

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Sorry guys. I really need to STERNUTATE.

did-you-kno:

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Sorry guys. I really need to STERNUTATE.

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